Right from the beginning i know that things are hard for us in Nigeria now, Like Wizkid use to wear one Jean and one shirt, Timaya use to sell plantain before, Patoranking use to sell his C.d At Ladiqo before, Edris done sleep for sell before, So many of them

But this my friend, even if he has 10,000 naira in his pocket, He will be complaining of hunger, One morning like that, we are all at home cos it is raining that day, So when we are talking and chatting, He mess, I bone the thing I dint talk, Ah, not less than two mines, he mess again, I bone am for the second time, 30 seconds later, he mess again, I can’t withstand this one, I asked him what did you eat last Night, He said that he drank Garry and coke, I no talk, I said ok, He mess again, I asked him ” Guy why are you doing this to me” he said it wasn’t my fault, may be is because of the Bread and mango that I chop this early morning, I rotate my head and faint, When I woke up, I ask him guy are you sure you are a human being, have you ate, Mango and malt before, he said yes, What of malt and Garry he said yes, My pals I have to run out of the yard
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Is dis meant to be a joke or something