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NPF... Hmmm by afortress(m): 8:18pm On May 08, 2015
How To Catch A Thief

The American police style:
Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to
catch him.


The China police style:
Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.


The Arab police style:
Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to
surrender.

The Indian police style:
Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him


The Nigerian police style:
Catch any person on the street, beat him until he
agrees he is a Thief. Hahahahaha.
Re: NPF... Hmmm by zoonermm: 8:29pm On May 08, 2015
They will take u to station datain till u bring 10k or they take u to court, the judge will sentence u without any hard evidence and there u go for 5 to 6 yrs in prison with hard labour, if it were to be a politician, they will laugh over it and ask for plea bargain.

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Re: NPF... Hmmm by afortress(m): 1:05pm On May 09, 2015
zoonermm:
They will take u to station datain till u bring 10k or they take u to court, the judge will sentence u without any hard evidence and there u go for 5 to 6 yrs in prison with hard labour, if it were to be a politician, they will laugh over it and ask for plea bargain.

e be like the level don happen with you before, the way your words take dey show reflect the pain

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