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NPF... Hmmm by afortress(m): 8:18pm On May 08, 2015 |
How To Catch A Thief The American police style: Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief. Hahahahaha. |
Re: NPF... Hmmm by zoonermm: 8:29pm On May 08, 2015 |
They will take u to station datain till u bring 10k or they take u to court, the judge will sentence u without any hard evidence and there u go for 5 to 6 yrs in prison with hard labour, if it were to be a politician, they will laugh over it and ask for plea bargain. 1 Like |
Re: NPF... Hmmm by afortress(m): 1:05pm On May 09, 2015 |
zoonermm: e be like the level don happen with you before, the way your words take dey show reflect the pain |
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