Do you know some alchoholic drinks are referred to as AK-47 and Bullet? If you belong to the low-strata of the economy, you would know what i mean.
A guy was commuting back from work when he recieved an informal SMS from a friend.
It reads: "Guy hafa na? Ha work? Padimi, when you dey come back from work, abeg branch mama side make you buy one AK-47 and Bullet make we take take rob body tonight"
As soon as he finish reading the text, he was arrested by the police. You know the Nigerian men-in-black na, the government accredited thieves claims he looks like the thief they have been looking for. He tried to claim he's not but the AK-47 and the Bullet in the text in his phone justified it.
How can he get out of that mess?

He can get out by getting inside jail,he needs rehabilitation

See wetin ogogoro don cause.
I fear that text don pass joke oooo!

Na who sabi I go yan of Vision Africa Radio Umuahia? Or if him too dey NL mek im show wella.