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This Plane Must Crash by freelance(m): 11:40pm On Feb 06, 2009
A pastor and his wife were on a journey to Conakry from Senegal by
plane ,when suddenly the pilot announced that the plane is about to
crash due to some technical problems, and therefore asked everyone on
board to confess their sins so that they could make heaven, suddenly the
man of God started confessing that he is responsible for the pregnant
house maid and some other church members , then also his wife also
confessed cheating with their house help and that their second child
belongs to someone else , after all these confessions the pilot now
shouted praise thy lord , the plane is now in good condition we are now
safe to land , but the man of God shouted , no this plane must crash ,
pilot i say crash this plane , u have just destroyed my marriage----
Re: This Plane Must Crash by SeanT21(f): 1:59am On Feb 07, 2009
ROTFLMAO!!

Big mouth Idiot!!
Re: This Plane Must Crash by sima(f): 2:45am On Feb 07, 2009
lloll. . . . i've read dis joke before cool
Re: This Plane Must Crash by Joey7(m): 3:02pm On Feb 09, 2009
men dat was great grin
Re: This Plane Must Crash by Lolabbey: 3:04pm On Feb 09, 2009
nice one dere dude
Re: This Plane Must Crash by yysl: 4:41pm On Feb 09, 2009
sima:

lloll. . . . i've read dis joke before cool
hnnnn
Re: This Plane Must Crash by sima(f): 7:03pm On Feb 09, 2009
yysl:

hnnnn
i said i've read it before. . undecided
Re: This Plane Must Crash by dani1luv: 7:32pm On Feb 09, 2009
" angry"
Re: This Plane Must Crash by yysl: 7:40am On Feb 11, 2009
sima:

i said i've read it before. . undecided
wat does that mean ?
Re: This Plane Must Crash by temi4rea(f): 1:45pm On Feb 11, 2009
sima:

lloll. . . . i've read dis joke before cool

So!

Make we jump enter water.

Sima i missed u so much thats why am taking it on u. smiley

Thank God u are ok(my better half sister).
Re: This Plane Must Crash by Lolabbey: 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2009
beta half sis or half sis cheesy

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