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Warri Bible Is Out!!! by Nobody: 6:43pm On May 12, 2015
After a long day, this joke is what you need to laff away ur stress grin

Warri Bible is out...grab Ur copy nw!!!
Sample version:
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.

WARRI:-As dem yan for Bible.

ENG:- Jesus entered d boat wit his disciples.

WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi
dem.

ENG:- As d boat was sailing, there was a great
storm.

WARRI:- As d canoe dey move, na im yawa cum
gas.

ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a
whirlwind.

WARRI:- As d yawa dey gas na im kasala burst
join.

ENG:- The disciples became so afraid dat dey
shouted
Master! Master!!

WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey
begin
dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!!

ENG:- Jesus got up ND calmed down d wind.

WARRI:-Na so Bros J gt up com arrange d mata.

ENG:-he turned to his disciples ND said, oh ye
wit little
faith.

WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem
shake
him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY
HAND".

ENG:- The disciples replied nd said “WAT
MANNER OF
MAN IS THIS? "

WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros
J,
which levels naa? U be winsh.......
#have a grt evening grin grin

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Re: Warri Bible Is Out!!! by whillyamz98(m): 6:53pm On May 12, 2015
LOL. NICE

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Re: Warri Bible Is Out!!! by misreal(m): 8:47pm On May 12, 2015
its pidgin English bible not warri bible

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Re: Warri Bible Is Out!!! by Nobody: 8:41am On May 21, 2015
whillyamz98:
LOL. NICE
thanks.
misreal:
its pidgin English bible not warri bible
Yeah..

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