Nigeria is a country where: * Weddings must
always be on
saturday. * You must always put on native to
weddings * When one has any problem, it's "Ise
aye"... Then I asked myself, "Se 'aye' no
dey abroad ni"...lol * People using Android and
BlackBerry
still dey find cheat up and down. * Singlet na
our danfo drivers uniform. * It's guys
responsibility to always buy
gifts for their girls. (Chai!) * Where terrorist fit
upload over 57
minutes video from the forest on
YouTube, and we wey dey city no go fit
upload 1 minute video (Se I no go pack
my load go forest like this?) * Where Maths
teachers be like,
"Example, 2+2=4". "Then home work,
2*2/2*48x+3b=?". (Chai... Maths
teachers, no be so you give us for the
example na.) *... Chai! *
Gud evening