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Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 8:00am On May 13, 2015
Well ladies if u are wondering how much ur bride price should be based on ur qualities like height, complexion, skin colour and the rest, just take a little time and calculate how much u are worth using this picture.


Let's do it this way............m

Ladies should calculate their bride price and comment with it. U can break it down with the details for more clarity.


Guys should calculate the bride prices of their sisters and OR girl friends. Comment with the price, break down and weda its for ur sister or gf.

Let's see the lady with the most expensive bride price. Pls don't spoil the fun.




Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, seun.

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 8:02am On May 13, 2015
Let me open the floor.

Sister: 150,000 (tall and dark) + 10000 (slim) +12000 (long hair) +20000 (no tummy)
Bride price = #192,000.

Girl friend: bride price = #227,000. Donask me for break down grin
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by agarawu23(m): 8:04am On May 13, 2015
huh
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by shammahyaro(f): 8:04am On May 13, 2015
tongue nd no body commented
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MizMyColi(f): 8:06am On May 13, 2015
This is just Rubbishangry
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MsBliss(f): 8:10am On May 13, 2015
How come I forgot to laugh ?
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by okiezman(m): 8:10am On May 13, 2015
ayusco85:
Ok

Aiit
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by donbenedict(m): 8:14am On May 13, 2015
shammahyaro:
tongue nd no body commented
but u did tongue
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by buygala(m): 8:16am On May 13, 2015
MizMyColi:
This is just Rubbishangry

Why you come dey take am Muscular?


Is your configuration Missing in the Menu? embarassed

Let not your heart be troubled smiley

Check the free-of-charge or marriage-on-credit marriage catalog... Your configuration fit dey dia grin
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by demmy0325(m): 8:18am On May 13, 2015
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Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by Tallesty1(m): 8:38am On May 13, 2015
MizMyColi:
This is just Rubbishangry
Abeg do the calculation and give to Truckpusher make the guy know how much he go borrow.
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MizMyColi(f): 8:45am On May 13, 2015
Tallesty1:
Abeg do the calculation and give to Truckp usher make the guy know how much he go borrow.
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 8:48am On May 13, 2015
buygala:


Why you come dey take am Muscular?


Is your configuration Missing in the Menu? embarassed

Let not your heart be troubled smiley

Check the free-of-charge or marriage-on-credit marriage catalog... Your configuration fit dey dia grin

Thank u brother. Maybe her bride price no fit buy nokia 3310.
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 8:50am On May 13, 2015
Tallesty1:
Abeg do the calculation and give to Truckpusher make the guy know how much he go borrow.

She dare not try such calculation. Lol. U knw why na.
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 8:52am On May 13, 2015
MsBliss:
How come I forgot to laugh ?

Its not in the joke section.... If u had laughed we will ve known that something is wrong with u. tongue.
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 8:57am On May 13, 2015
MizMyColi:
This is just Rubbishangry

because ur qualities were not mentioned? Take heart.

*pats her on d back*
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 8:58am On May 13, 2015
shammahyaro:
tongue nd no body commented

have u brushed ur teeth? undecided
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MizMyColi(f): 9:06am On May 13, 2015
ayusco85:


because ur qualities were not mentioned? Take heart.

*pats her on d back*
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by shammahyaro(f): 10:58am On May 13, 2015
ayusco85:

have u brushed ur teeth? undecided
nah....just kiss me
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(m): 12:13pm On May 13, 2015
shammahyaro:
nah....just kiss me

Oya pout ur lips. kiss lol
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by shammahyaro(f): 2:50pm On May 13, 2015
donbenedict:
but u did tongue
nd u did too...tongue tongue
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by donbenedict(m): 4:44pm On May 13, 2015
shammahyaro:

nd u did too...tongue tongue
lol wtsup
Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by eunisam: 5:06pm On May 13, 2015
Sister tall fair
Slim
Flat tummy
Bakasi average(buttock)
Manchester average
Straight and longlegs
Thick and pinky leaps
Total=900k

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