This is how Nigerian Churches will be in
2030:
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and
Kindle
Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you're done,
kindly
switch on your Bluetooth to receive the
sermon...
Please have your debit cards ready as we
shall
now
collect tithes and offering. You can connect
to
the church WIFI using password Lord99087
and
as for
the renovation
donations, you're welcome to contribute via
EFT
or
mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is
truly
electric
as the iPads beep and flicker.
CHURCH SECRETARY: This
week's meetings will be held on the various
Whatsapp groups so please don't miss out!
Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live
on
Skype
@ 1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow
the
Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don't
forget
our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless
You
All
CONGREGATION: Amen!

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for make sense na