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Medical Student First Anatomy Class by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 13, 2015
First year UNILAG medical students
were
attending their 1st Anatomy Class.
They
all gathered around the table and
there
was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the
class
by telling them two important
qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The
1st is that
never be DISGUSTED about anything
in
the body." For example, he inserted
his
FINGER in the dead body's ANUS &
put
the finger in his own mouth &
TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what
he did. The students hesitated for
several
minutes, but eventually everyone
inserted their fingers in the body's
ANUS
& tasted it. When everyone finished
tasting their fingers, they were all
Frowning... Then the professor
looked at them &
said: "The most important 2nd
Quality is
"Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE
finger but tasted the 2nd finger...
Now
learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!
Re: Medical Student First Anatomy Class by miccoy(m): 5:47am On May 14, 2015
Hehehe! Make I help you laff small.
Re: Medical Student First Anatomy Class by misreal(m): 9:17pm On May 15, 2015
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