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APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT.
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.
Obi Nwaeke and....
"O' LEVEL APPLICATION LETTER"
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