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Thank God With Me Brothers And Sisters. by onosprince(m): 10:36pm On May 13, 2015 |
Brothers and Sisters,please thank GOD with me, they attacked me at about 2:30am last night. They came in to my room while i was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across towards me, as i got up, i remember the scripture that says "he has not given us the spirit of fear" As one of them came at me to attack,I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also flew at me, i could'nt believe what was happening, my neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too, my hands were stained with blood. They lay still so i wondered if they were still alive, but when i looked at them on the floor, i found out one was still moving, i struck again this time i hit harder in anger. That was how i killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood oh! Praiseeeeeeee thy Lord!!!!!! |
Re: Thank God With Me Brothers And Sisters. by marshalcarter: 10:40pm On May 13, 2015 |
You knw...givin you rat poison mixed with gamalin 70+acid was never a bad idea |
Re: Thank God With Me Brothers And Sisters. by write2obi(m): 10:56pm On May 13, 2015 |
onosprince: i was readying my E-Sword to attack the Op, until i saw the bolded, that was a nice op, but next time do it in the joke section or the religion section (they are both the same thing anyway) . |
Re: Thank God With Me Brothers And Sisters. by Nobody: 11:03pm On May 13, 2015 |
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Re: Thank God With Me Brothers And Sisters. by Nobody: 11:20pm On May 13, 2015 |
Hahahaha |
Re: Thank God With Me Brothers And Sisters. by miccoy(m): 5:40am On May 14, 2015 |
Teempakguy:This is why FG finds it difficult to eradicate Mosquitoes. |
Re: Thank God With Me Brothers And Sisters. by Mrbee21(m): 2:17pm On May 14, 2015 |
Luedave:.U JUST MADE MY DAY |
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