Smart kid -
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN
EXAM
I would have given him 100%!
Each answer is absolutely
grammatically correct, and funny
too. The teacher had no sense of
humour.
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon
die?
* his last battle.
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of
Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which
state?
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for
divorce?
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for
failure?
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for
breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into
the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days
without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant
with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant
that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and
four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in
other hand, what would you
have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten
hours to build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build
it?
*No time at all, the wall is already
built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg
onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete
floors are very hard to crack.
One word for this boy