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Can U Answer This? by Nobody: 7:41am On May 19, 2015
Money has different names !!!
In church it's called (offering)
in school (school fee)
in marriage it's called (Bride price )
in divorce (alimony)
when u owe someone (debt )
when u pay the government (tax)
in court (fines)
gov't to retirees (pension)
boss to workers (salary)
master to subordinates (wages),
children (maintenance)
when u borrow from bank (loan)
when u offer after a service (tip).
to kidnappers (ransom)
illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is "when a Boyfriend gives to his Girlfriend" what do we call it??
Re: Can U Answer This? by Mrbigman1(m): 7:50am On May 19, 2015
Maintenance too naw.

Ur babe is a kid u take care of so it's maintenance
Re: Can U Answer This? by biola44: 8:52am On May 19, 2015
lol...miscellaneous
Re: Can U Answer This? by berrieblizzie(f): 10:59am On May 19, 2015
relationship expenses grin

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