GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.
BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling.
(sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Why don’t you want to reply
my message, don’t you have my time?
BOYFRIEND: I have tried to reply but the
network is poor! (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: if you don’t love me; ignore
my message, if you really love me; reply me.
BOYFRIEND: I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending
failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Sweetie (sending
failed).
GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our
relationship?
BOYFRIEND: I’m fed up of this shit!!!
(message sent).
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Na to sue the network the next day be dat
hahaha


Source: http://gurusvibez.com/joke-of-the-day-how-nigeria-network-provider-ruins-his-relationship/

Girl; Hello baby, can I get 50k from you to make my hair?

Guy; Baby do you by any chance have Dangotes number? I want to know if he has any 400,000 he's not using, I want to borrow and use it for something better.

Lolzzzzz