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Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by Yemiolads(f): 11:11am On May 19, 2015
When you read this funny list, you will agree that these things are some of the weirdies that make Nigeria fun in a weird way. No wonder the folks abroad miss home, you don't find these things any where else!
It is only in Nigeria (or only Nigerians) that you will:

1. Name twins ‘Praise’ and ‘Worship’ (I have even seen twins named 'copy' and 'paste'!).

2. Withdraw money from an ATM and count the money before leaving the ATM.

3. Blast horns for traffic lights to change from red to green.

4. Find fish inside MEATpie!

5. Find pharmacy stores selling puff puff, recharge cards, soft drinks, chin chin, etc.

6. Vehicles are forced to slow down on the express way for people crossing right underneath pedestrian bridges.

7. NEPA takes light whenever it rains and keeps it off after the rain stops claiming to be ‘drying the wires’.

8. You will use salt water to bathe by 6am in the morning to cure Ebola.... http://opeyemioladotun..com/2015/05/hilarious-things-that-happen-only-in.html

Feel free to add yours!

Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by winetapper: 11:14am On May 19, 2015
wake me when food iyaf don
Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by Obinovictor(m): 11:17am On May 19, 2015
That number 1 sha...I need proof
Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by TRADELYN: 11:18am On May 19, 2015
embarassed
Always busy praying and fasting at home while looking for work. undecided

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Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by Mhosmhan(m): 11:20am On May 19, 2015
Its only in Nigeria u wear socks under native dress....

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Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by RobinHez(m): 11:35am On May 19, 2015
where you become worried when Nepa leaves the light uninterrupted for 3hrs

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Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 11:46am On May 19, 2015
TRADELYN:
embarassed Always busy praying and fasting at home while looking for work. undecided
Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by tobillionaire(m): 11:47am On May 19, 2015
grin
Re: Hilarious! Weird Things That Happen Only In Nigeria! by Moarek5k: 8:22pm On May 27, 2015
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