FUNNY LIFE FACTS
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death,
they still work as ancestors, collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to
know whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros
Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's
texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist
watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings
and you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated
on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is
afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog is
afraid of a
man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend a
girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in kerosene
13. The vagina is only 4-6 inches deep &
girls be looking for 10-12
inches dick! Do you want to Take out your
womb?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as
the 2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still retain the
1st position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff
ever made. So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence
urself wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide; why are
you so selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are looking
for who to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy calls you
an angel, na wash
oo.

This is hilarious.

So funny esp 17

Heheh Wonderful

Adikam:
13When you have wound on ur toes you wil start hittin ur leg on stones,tables,iron etc
14 if you woke up in de morning & was expecting ur boo @noon ur watch wil be very slow. but if dont want to see her at noon de watch runs fast.
15 woman wil tie rapper &suddenly saw a man & runs in &cover herself but dat same woman wil put on bikini &upload on facebook for de world to see.
16 behind every successful man dere's a woman.where is de woman when de man is poor?BUT WOMEN CHOSE SUCCESSFUL MAN.
17 twaci is contesting for miss NL as if her life depend on it or she going to earn cash smh.

Actually its not. Its fun dear and I love having fun, don't you?

Have a nice day dear

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Adikam:
18 When you have wound on ur toes you wil start hittin ur leg on stones,tables,iron etc
19 if you woke up in de morning & was expecting ur boo @noon ur watch wil be very slow. but if dont want to see her at noon de watch runs fast.
20 woman wil tie rapper &suddenly saw a man & runs in &cover herself but dat same woman wil put on bikini &upload on facebook for de world to see.
21 behind every successful man dere's a woman.where is de woman when de man is poor?BUT WOMEN CHOSE SUCCESSFUL MAN.
22 did twaci distribute bags of rice to nl guys (woman rappers)to campaign for her? contesting for miss NL as if seun wil notice her in 20yrs tym.

Your no 22 tho

Lwkmd....

This is really funny