Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was
born.
Logic!! . This kid is from IIN! !
Children Are Quick and Always Speak
Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America . MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked
me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet'
_______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe
in his hand...... _______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is
a good cook.
______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND ANDh MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!.