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Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Dranatomy: 12:17am On May 20, 2015
........DON'T JUST PANIC!........
(You and your funny anatomy)

EPISODE 1

Writing this in reply to your numerous whatsapp, 2go, facebook messages ,sms and emails. It's very good to understand your body structures (anatomy), so that your anatomy can understand you.

There are some questions you will not be able to ask your doctor, no matter how close you both are. Am talking about glorified shyness /meanness. Now check these out....

FOR GUYS:
1. Don't panic when your left ball (testicle) is shorter than your right ball. The right ball must naturally be longer than the left. Touch it now to confirm.

FOR LADIES:

1. Don't panic when your left breast (bust) is much bigger than your right breast. It's normal. You can touch them now to confirm.

FOR GUYS:

2. If you notice one ball instead of two, it means all is not well. It means one ball is still inside your abdomen (tomi). You will have difficulty impregnating a woman not untill something is done about it.

FOR LADIES:

2. Occasional painful breast lumps are normal. Not all lumps are cancerous. We call those swellings, lymphatic enlargements. Its the body's natural way of sending out unwanted biotics.

FOR GUYS:
3. Early morning Errection is normal. If you don't use to have it, don't panic. You are still okay medically.

FOR LADIES :
3. Wet dreams are normal especially for the minorities (lesser aged ladies). If you don't experience it, don't panic. But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all isn't well spiritually.

FOR GUYS:
4. Wet dreams are normal.

FOR LADIES :
5. Always experiencing painful sex doesn't mean all is not well with you. You just need a sexologist for few minutes candid advice, that's all. You can be trained on how to convert pains to pleasure (masochism) . For the mere fact that your fellow friends are having enjoyable sex doesn't mean that all is well.

FOR GUYS:
5. Normal length of penis is about 4.5-7inches in African settings. Anything less than or more at full mature age means all is not well. Measure your own now. Use a ruler.

FOR LADIES:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.

FOR GUYS:
6. Having big sized nipples doesn't mean you have a problem. It also doesn't connate you as a virgin. It's normal, depending on your family gene.

FOR LADIES :
7. All ladies must not have a big bust. However you have it, it's ur nature. However, not all of you will have medium or small sized busts. Experiencing unexplained dimples on your bust means cancer is approaching........More of these on EPISODE 2

God bless you.!

We can still whatsapp one on one via zero ,eight, zero, six, six, seven, seven, three, seven.

You can also check out my Facebook page for more eye opening secrets by searching for WIMGO HEALTH WORLDWIDE...

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 12:32am On May 20, 2015
grin

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Ochiske(m): 12:54am On May 20, 2015
the guy above me nor get anything to say
even me toogrin

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by pocohantas(f): 12:55am On May 20, 2015
Did we ever panic?

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 12:55am On May 20, 2015
#HARD
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 12:56am On May 20, 2015
pocohantas:
Did we ever panic?

Sometimes Shuga!
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by holuwamurewa(m): 12:56am On May 20, 2015
Well over d range seff grin
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by lupey: 12:56am On May 20, 2015
But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all isn't well spiritually. 

Lmao!

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by jaybiz007(m): 12:57am On May 20, 2015
picture or?? you sure know the drill grin

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Freelancer007(m): 12:57am On May 20, 2015
Lol
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by jpipe2000(m): 12:58am On May 20, 2015
damn!!!
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 12:58am On May 20, 2015
Number four tho.... mba
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by UncleSnr(m): 12:58am On May 20, 2015
Feeling my ballz... All is well.
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 12:59am On May 20, 2015
jaybiz007:
picture or?? you sure know the drill grin

Wedonbilivit
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by pocohantas(f): 12:59am On May 20, 2015
Freemanan:


Sometimes Shuga!

We never did Milo.

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by folabayo1(f): 1:00am On May 20, 2015
grin cheesy grin op u must really be high on something lipsrsealed
Am never panick cos bossoms abnorm no dey show na wen u scale am u go fit confirm grin
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by callmeSwit(m): 1:00am On May 20, 2015
iranu abasha

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by tellwisdom: 1:01am On May 20, 2015
pocohantas:
Did we ever panic?

Let me see your boobs... Is it big??

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Seuncoded(f): 1:02am On May 20, 2015
Cuming Bck
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Forwetinnah: 1:02am On May 20, 2015
"Measure your own now" shocked ...good gracious?!

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Bibol(f): 1:02am On May 20, 2015
Most ladies by the time they reach puberty already know one bosom is bigger than the other
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by phollybee(m): 1:04am On May 20, 2015
Great Write up....all is well

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 1:04am On May 20, 2015
pocohantas:


We never did Milo.

Shey na tea we wan make?

*yimu*

*continues twerking*

You got a nice a** Ovatine..... Whatever you say tho... Hope the Morning is frosty there....
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 1:05am On May 20, 2015
Bibol:
Most ladies by the time they reach puberty already know one bosom is bigger than the other

Tell me more angry
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by buccal(m): 1:06am On May 20, 2015
had to quickly check my balls if one hasnt ram inside,thank God dey are intact. that point she Said all isn't well spiritually got me cracking.

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 1:08am On May 20, 2015
Seuncoded:
Cuming Bck

"Cuming"?.... Lawddddd
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by nanhilicious(f): 1:09am On May 20, 2015
This looks more like an erotic post to me. Anyway, I learnt something new. smiley

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Harrytimbog(m): 1:10am On May 20, 2015
pretty, nice,beautiful rubbish!!!!!
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by TI1919(m): 1:11am On May 20, 2015
grin
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by pocohantas(f): 1:11am On May 20, 2015
tellwisdom:


Let me see your boobs... Is it big??

Yes it is... embarassed

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by rrhostomy(m): 1:14am On May 20, 2015
Will comment when up in the morning
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by buccal(m): 1:16am On May 20, 2015
buccal:
had to quickly check my balls if one hasnt ran inside,thank God dey are intact. that point she Said all isn't well spiritually got me cracking.

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