An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k"
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer:"Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back.
Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then
comes back a week later determined to get 100k
Lawyer: I have lost my eye sight.
Igbo
man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this
is 20k, not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give
me 20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man!!! LMAO