NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was
called upon to give his vote of thanks to his
guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty
for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor
and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent
us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving
the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the
appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for
lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the
cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning
as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food
from their homes to help me feed you all. Please
for those who were served food good luck and
for Those who didn't get any, well we will make
it up to you during our child dedication
( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the
village cultural band to supply the music as well
as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee,
thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the
church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for
teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and
decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for
helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for
contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray
you don't experience what I suffered for this
wedding.