My daddy was driving home after work last friday. He had a happy day in his office, so he forgot to put on his seat belt. He did not know when he ran into a road safety corp. ''Good evening sir!''. He greeted the officer. The officer replied, ''Evening my boy, this one your car is looking so old, i hope the head lamp is working o? ''Ha! Officer na wa for you, you are using style to insult my car abi?''. My daddy queried. ''Anyway, it's working.'' He added. The Officer said, ''Okay, on it, let me see. He on'ed it, and the officer was satisfied with it. ''Press your horn let me see.'' The Officer said. My daddy did that and the officer was satisfied. Still looking for a fault, the officer said, ''Ehmm! I noticed you didn't put on your seat belt. Your fine is 2,000 Naira. No, abeg on this one!.'' ''No way!''. My daddy shouted. ''You are totally wrong on this one!. Was my head lamp and horn, on, when you stopped me?''. The Officer said, ''No!''. My daddy said, ''Fine! What happened was that, i already knew you are going to ask me to put my seat belt on for a check, that's why i removed it when i saw you from afar.''

and this crap is romantic?

Smart

With the way body dey do me right now, I fit stab you in 16 different places for this stupid excuse for a joke.. .....was this supposed to make me laugh or what?!!

JeffreyJamez:
With the way body dey do me right now, I fit stab you in 16 different places for this stupid excuse for a joke.. .....was this supposed to make me laugh or what?!!

It was supposed to make you comment, which you just did!.

Lols...the posters above me!

How romantic is it?

agarawu23:
and this crap is romantic?

Yes o! Officer and Citizen romance.

asumo12:
How romantic is it?

Did you not see the romance between the officer and my daddy. The officer was romancing my daddy to drop roger.

What's roger? U mean ur daddy carry this boi rogerdat go work?

njuwo:
Did you not see the romance between the officer and my daddy. The officer was romancing my daddy to drop roger.

Move this cheat to joke section jare!

asumo12:
What's roger? U mean ur daddy carry this boi rogerdat go work?






Move this cheat to joke section jare!

I prefer it to be moved to bribery and corruption section.

And this dude is looking for marketer to market his CD.

With all this lame jokes. No marketer will waste his money on you

troot:
And this dude is looking for marketer to market his CD.

With all this lame jokes. No marketer will waste his money on you

Thank you! My jokes are lame, why still bother yourself opening my threads and reading my jokes i post on them. Don't bother to answer me. I know why! Cause you believe in me! That there will come a time when one of my jokes on my thread will be funny to you. Hahahaha!!!! Keep on believing! I don't know who you are deceiving. Okay! You think you are deceiving others, but you are deceiving yourself.