loomer:

Ode, dem wan serious put before?
No be for the fun?

when I commented, it wasn't in jokes section.. and the topic was serious..

feran14:


when I commented, it wasn't in jokes section.. and the topic was serious..

Ok

Children's Prayer

feran14:
staged.. obviously

just follow. we all know is staged.

Eleyi tun le ooo

I dey lyk kom NL if I wan laugh

dedons:
Picture of a Nigerian man praying to turn water to fuel.


This fuel scarcity is taking another dimension.

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malonephill:
if you will like to know, this the first time.

JJC

Other religions can NEVER make fun of their belief like what am seeing here.

#GodForgiveThemForTheyDon'tKnowTheirRightFromWrong

wisestman:
prayer doesnt work dis way...u have to fill the vessel first before you pray...so he should have poured the water into the gen first before praying......

wicked

wisestman:
prayer doesnt work dis way...u have to fill the vessel first before you pray...so he should have poured the water into the gen first before praying......

wicked

Dey here de speak grammar, sabi boy. Miracle dont need all that.

Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

CR77:

How your Night?

Lol

#nofuel

Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.
You will soon proof resurrection scientifically

Sijo01:


JJC

and I will tell you how things are done here

Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

You seem to be very well informed. If God cannot turn water in mere fuel and if the miracle of Jesus turning water to wine was in your own words an allegory, then your very being must also be an allegory. That microscopic sperm and eggs from your parents came together to form you must be a fallacy. Am sure the creation account must be an allegory to you as well. Yet when you die you decompose into the same dust from where you were made from.

Am not with those who claim they can through there selfish prayers perform needless miracles, however, we must never question God's limitless and infinite abilities pls. He causes to become. Even the blind and deaf can't deny this fact.

MADNESS NONI

Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

you are high

Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

you are high

BENARI:

You seem to be very well informed. If God cannot turn water in mere fuel and if the miracle of Jesus turning water to wine was in your own words an allegory, then your very being must also be an allegory. That microscopic sperm and eggs from your parents came together to form you must be a fallacy. Am sure the creation account must be an allegory to you as well. Yet when you die you decompose into the same dust from where you were made from.

Am not with those who claim they can through there selfish prayers perform needless miracles, however, we must never question God's limitless and infinite abilities pls. He causes to become. Even the blind and deaf can't deny this fact.

thank you jare.

na waoo,this fuel scarcity don make people wan be like Jesus.

Anyway if I'm work,tell me make I carry my 100litres come.good luck

malonephill:
and I will tell you how things are done here

Yet you don't know that this thing has been hitting fp since the era of fuel subsidy. mstcheeeew.

Dis lie get current pass electricity

Sijo01:


Yet you don't know that this thing has been hitting fp since the era of fuel subsidy. mstcheeeew.

and you should know this is another era of fuel scarcity, the photo needed to be seen on fp again.

Smh

The guy actually looks like 9ice the musician

Men can be so funny.

truth2btold:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.
You will soon proof resurrection scientifically

Didn't know people can lie like this!

Don't quote me biko, just had to tell you that you should stop lying, the Holy bible and science don't go along.

Science is man's way to prove God a fool