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Funny Facts Of Life.. Read & Share.. by Nature8(m): 9:31pm On May 25, 2015 |
1. A man will pay 2k for a 1k item he wants. A woman will pay 1k for a 2k item that she doesn't want.. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.. 5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.. 7. Men wake up as good- looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.. 10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.. NATURE |
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