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Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:25pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face? The man said yes! The robber shot him. Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face? She said no, but my husband over there did. |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:26pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
Bin Laden went to a fortuneteller and asked her when will I die. She replied: You will die on an American holiday. So he asks which American holiday ? she says ''it doesn’t matter. Anyday you die will become an American holiday'' |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
A man asked the barber “How much for a haircut?” “$5.50.” said the barber. “And how much for a shave?” “$3.00 sir.” “Very well, shave my head.” |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:30pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
A boy walks into the school nurse's office. Nurse: Why are you here? Boy: I’m sick Nurse: sick of what? Boy: The teacher |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:30pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
Joe came back with a stolen watch and his friend bill asks: Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!! 1 Like |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:31pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
One guy to another, “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.” “Did you see a lawyer?” “No, I got married.” |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:31pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!! from the best of jokes by sam milla |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 3:35pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
Lol Sammy is this your website http://.com/sammilla |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 3:38pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
yes my boi |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 3:38pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
dani1luv: yea, its new, dedicated to jokes, jokes and jokes, nothing more |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 3:42pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
Yeah Nice Jokes you got in there |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 3:45pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
fanx 4 mentioning |
Re: Bank Robbery by SamMilla1(m): 1:39pm On Feb 14, 2009 |
welcome dani2luv |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 1:43pm On Feb 14, 2009 |
dont mention |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 1:48pm On Feb 14, 2009 |
Sam Milla:dani1luv |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 1:59pm On Feb 14, 2009 |
na person say make u no get val date? |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 2:32pm On Feb 14, 2009 |
On queue on val date i pray sey u nor b last |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 10:57am On Feb 16, 2009 |
i went, saw & conquered |
Re: Bank Robbery by Ben13: 1:33pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
& collapsed |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 3:51pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
yes on d bed dis morning after d Adam & Eve party |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 4:09pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
Adam & Eve |
Re: Bank Robbery by Ben13: 4:11pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
is that new your eyes will soon fall out |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 4:17pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
and i go pick am up |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 4:20pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
na stones u go pick confirmed |
Re: Bank Robbery by Ben13: 4:23pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
because you've lost your sense of touch |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 4:25pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
romade iz that true |
Re: Bank Robbery by Ben13: 4:26pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
I was rather talking to ya trying to complete romade's statement |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 4:33pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
hmmmn? I hope that wasnt an understatement |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 4:39pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
u see urself 4 broad light |
Re: Bank Robbery by dani1luv: 4:44pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
The credit wey you say you go send me |
Re: Bank Robbery by Moyola(f): 4:46pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
9z jokezz!! |
Re: Bank Robbery by romsky: 4:59pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
y didnt u flash or text 2 remind me b4 Valentina came over 4 d wikend & Valentino dis morning |
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