1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death,
they still work as ancestors, collecting
kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to
know
whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from Above not Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog is afraid
of a man,
a man is afraid of his girlfriend a girlfriend
is afraid of a cockroach
11. If At 16, your boobs already looking like
DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM -
5Mins
ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in
kerosene
13. The vagina is only 4-6 inches deep & girls
be
looking for 10-12
inches dick! Do you want to Take out your
womb?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the
2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip.but Women still retain the 1st
position
15. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever
made.
So tink dip,
choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence
urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide; why are you
so
selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people
are
looking for
who to use for
money rituals
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy calls you
an angel, na wash.
GOOD DAY PALS