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Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by shaddi(m): 2:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children. Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi" Wife started crying loudly. Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi" First son rolling and screaming. Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport." Second son crying louder. Dying man: "To you my third son, take overthe eatery at Falomo." Third son was wailing. Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours." Daughter crying loudest. The confused nurse asked:"I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time." Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday... 335 Likes 30 Shares |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Obinovictor(m): 3:09pm On May 26, 2015 |
Lolz 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Betanwa(m): 3:29pm On May 26, 2015 |
Hehehehehe |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Nobody: 6:46pm On May 26, 2015 |
It's a very good lesson as far as I'm concerned. This is why you shouldn't do drugs. Imagine being high and talking gibberish on your deathbed. Don't be like this man. Shun drugs. 113 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by saxwizard(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
u try ..but the joke don stale. ..no hard feelings 13 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Thoby1(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
booking |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by publicenemy(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
Dry joke... And it Makes front page.... Probably a moderator's thread. 12 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by politricks: 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
This joke made me angrier. No offense. 23 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by DickDastardly(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
Tinubu wannabe |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by sunnedee: 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
I don't really believe this is funny 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by chiefinalowo: 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by seppBlatter(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
Kick racism out 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by 1N9a: 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
Bro not funny enough ....The scarcity is far more intense than this... 6 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Moana(f): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by okiezman(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by aimuan(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by richgang(m): 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
If you think this is not funny, just hit the like 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by teemsa: 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
Hahahaha! Had to share with my family 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by mrvance(m): 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
U try small sha...I wan laf, i try force laf but laf no gree come...how odas dey take laf.? ...if u no laf click like 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by MSItachi: 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
Okokobioko 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by slap1(m): 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
Hehe You go fear takeover. 2 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by GJames(m): 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
Good |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Nostalgia21(m): 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
lame 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Chemosynthesis: 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by exemen: 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
..............TOLA9JA REPENTTTTTTTTTTTT 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by banabest(m): 6:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
Nice one |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Dollyak(f): 6:49pm On May 26, 2015 |
shaddi:lol where is the joke? 7 Likes
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Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by RobinHez(m): 6:49pm On May 26, 2015 |
i'm on frontpage sha... please visit my blog |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by obaataaokpaewu: 6:49pm On May 26, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Demmzy15(m): 6:50pm On May 26, 2015 |
GMB please repair our 'joking' industry and create more jobs! GMB my hero, FAYEMI my role model and Rochas our next Presido! |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by Dronedude(m): 6:50pm On May 26, 2015 |
Nice one. Let me see if I can create another joke out of the one u just dropped. The man finally died and went to heaven and the welcoming angel told him, my friend, I think it is not time for you; u have a family to care for on earth, I saw how the wailed for you one after the other. The man, Ok Sir I just settled them with the best job, with just little time they will all join me here, so no need to go back. Heaven needs my professionalism. 4 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by deavicky(m): 6:50pm On May 26, 2015 |
Ok |
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