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Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by tolu4you: 4:00pm On May 26, 2015
1) My compound is noiseless because 'I pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Telemundo/Zee world. Chai!

4) Kids are reading there books since watching TV needs fuel.

5) No more conjection in network since many peoples phones are off.

6) Browsing & downloading is fast...no one wants browsing to kill his or her battery.

7) Everyone sleeps very early now.

9) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions lolzz.

10) U even know its true...that u wia reading dis so fast
so u cud log out b4 ur battery goes of that u didnt notice
that there is no number 8, now u just found out, ur laughing lolzz

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Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Swegzfreak: 4:59pm On May 26, 2015
Ta! Na lie I ave more dan five power banks
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Moarek5k: 7:22pm On May 31, 2015
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