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Advantages Of The Fuel Subsidy In Nigeria by Jasonblitz: 12:59pm On May 30, 2015
ADVANTAGES OF THE FUEL SUBSIDY IN NIGERIA
this joke was copied from www.sugarwap.tk
1) My compound is noiseless because ‘I pass my neighbour’ generators are on sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Telemundo/Zee world Chai!.
4) Kids are reading there books since watching TV needs fuel.
5) No more conjection in network since many peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is fast…no one wants browsing to kill his or her battery.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now.
9) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions lolzz.
10) U even know its true… that u wia reading dis so fast so u cud log out b4 ur battery goes of that u didnt notice that there is no number 8, now u just found out, u ar laughing lolzz
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Re: Advantages Of The Fuel Subsidy In Nigeria by pinkiberry(m): 1:07pm On May 30, 2015
every hostel is quiet and u can read all u want cos nobody is playing loud music cheesy

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