please i need a sugar daddy who is ready to pamper me a very wealty one

First, you were overweight, looking to buy fitness equipment and aerobics videos in view of slimming down. Now, you need a very wealthy sugar daddy who is ready to pamper you. I guess by the time he's through with you, you would be megaoverweight and possibly, a leading Nigerian female sumo wrestler!!! Duh!

Get ur mind rite!

i thot it was some stupid nairaland guys who are craving for sugar mumies. So, some ladies have caught the craze!

who no like money

@iice

Send your application over here (sugardaddy@nfsw.net), fast.

iice:

oh goodie, i have sent my application

Hello iice,

We regret to inform you that your request has been denied, on the ground that you are too old for our sugar daddies. However, we recommend that you apply for a sugar bobby, as you are old enough to be a sugar mummy.

Thanks for your interest in the Naija Female Sumo Wrestlers' network (NFSW).

Management.
NFSW

Douzy:

Hello iice,

We regret to inform you that your request has been denied, on the ground that you are too old for our suggar daddies. However, we recommend that apply for a sugar bobby, as you are old enough to be a sugar mummy.

Thanks for your interest in the Naija Female Sumo Wrestlers' Network (NFSW).

Management.
NFSW

LMAO

signing in,

hey did u get my application

NOT ACCEPTED

iice:



_{Thanks Douzy, i needed the laugh}

sis, take am easy abeg,

hahaha how we go take do am now

aloib:

signing in,

hey did u get my application

Hello Biola,

We write to acknowledge the receipt of your application.

However, we regret to inform you that your application came in scrambled. Could you please send us the unscrambled version of your application?

We are always at your service.

Management.
NFSW

haha all dse oyibo, abeg

boi accept one application na . no make them vex for u o

abeg we plenty we dey find suggar popsie oh !

@ douzy am fat like that pix am sure i don win !

I'm sugar daddy level. As per all paid up and nice.
I already have a stable of sugar babies, but I'm fina overhaul my harem. Need some fresh blood.
Holla at a nigga, this is a limited time offer.

lmao at ikamefe

sis come get fat from me abegggggggggggggggggggg no need for sugar daddy, lol

hmm my own sugar daddy sef get levels, lol

" " y'all cracking me up! [b] if [/b]i fat reach dat pix! that means to say i dont need no more fat from you @aloib any more fat than that , na explosion without bomb be dat

how sugar daddy get levels? @ iice all sugar daddies are the same " "

men i cant even think of wat to write, sis i dey go sleep, i'm so tamad, grabe


ikamefa, thanks in advance

ikamefa:

abeg we plenty we dey find suggar popsie oh !

@ douzy am fat like that pix am sure i don win !

Hello ikamefa,

With regard to your application dated 15th September, 2006, we are happy to announce to you that you have met our requirements for acquiring the esteemed services of one of our magnanimous sugar daddies.

Accordingly, we have assigned to your service Gig. Matthew Hughes, a 56 year old single Briton, living in Masachusetts. You can contact him by mail (sugar_bunny@nfsw.net), with a copy of this letter forwarded to him.

With this development, you are hereby also admitted into the NFSW's network. You shall get further details of your membership when you reply to this mail within five (5) working days.

We hope you have fun!.

Regards,
Management.
NFSW


Attachment: Gig. Matthew Hughes' (and kid) photo.




_{I only pray and hope Chineke God blesses Seun's day today so much that he may not ban me for this one. Ainsi soit-il!}

oh lawdy! @ iice @ aloib told yah gals am gon win yay!
but wait oh!

@ douzy thats not a real sugar daddy ! hes so skinny nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ojoro!
he looks like a gremblin !

@ douzy thats not a real sugar daddy ! hes so skinny nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ojoro!
he looks like a gremblin !
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Since you gave the impression that you were as fat as Yoko, they figured you would be better off with a not-so-skinny one. Opposites, they say, attract!!!

Gbadun!