Pastor: If you are fellowshipping with us for the first time in this church, "The New life Church", You are so special to us. The whole church will like to know your name.

New comer: I'm Dele Ogbeche. (church...shouts and cheers).

Pastor: Halleluyah!

Church: Amen.

Pastor: Mr. Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer request you want the chuch to pray for you?

Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how He promoted it in my former church.

Church:AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN.

Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength to pray this prayer for him that "Oh Lord, promote this Mr. Ogbeche's business in this church" (speaks in tongues ...masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds.

Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNN

Pastor: Mr. Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former church because the business was not selling very well abi?

Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually it was selling at first because the pastor had like 7 children and the children started dying one by one and they were buying the casket they use to burry them from me. Likewise, the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying the casket from me. By the grace of God sir, I make casket.

Pastor: Mr. Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, oh Lord destroy Mr. Ogbeche's life permanently if he refused to leave this church immediately...

Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR

Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church)
OLORI BURUKU.... hapi sunday

Thanks and happy sunday

Lool

Abi oh

I usually wonder how these casket business owners pray, imagine sitting close to a casket seller in church and listening to his prayer points

Op ori e ti daaru u don make me over laff dis morning.. God bless u bro

adeekiti:
Op ori e ti daaru u don make me over laff dis morning.. God bless u bro

Lol. emabinu sir! Amen and you too.

sunquiyahki:


Lol. emabinu sir! Amen and you too.

amen thanks

Nice one

"Oh Lord, promote this Mr. Ogbeche's business in this church" (speaks in tongues ...masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord,

This part got my rib cracked...

loomer:
Nice once

Nice One

tayebest:
Nice One

Thanks na error.

I love Nairalnders, nice format bro.