Q. What do u call a person that doesn't fart in public?
A. A private tutor.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. because they don't have asshole untill they're married.
Q. What is the definition of bravery?
A. Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
Q. What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A. A fart it goes through ur pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q. What do u get if u eat refried beans and onions?
A. Tear gas
Q. Why don't u fart in the church?
A. because u have to sit in ur pew
Q. What does Mitt Rommey say when he fart?
A. Obama did it!
Q. What do u call fart in German?
A. Fartrompoopin
Q. What is it called when Queen of England farts?
A. A noble gas
Q. What does it mean to 'cupcake' someone?
A. Fart in ur hand and put ur hand on someone's face.



Puffffffff...I didn't fart...my intestine just blew u a kiss