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Breaking NEWS!!!!!! by SalimSojay(m): 10:33am On Jun 02, 2015
What Would You Contribute
Shekau Has been Kidnapped

Abubakar Shekau is Boko haram leader,
Imagine he has been kidnapped, and the kidnappers have
demanded a ransom of 10 billion dollars for his
release or else he will be burnt alive.
Please let us all donate generously for this young and promising
hero of Nigeria.
As for me, I’ve donated 5000 liters of fuel to burn
him,
What are you going to donate??
Re: Breaking NEWS!!!!!! by Mystery007(m): 10:34am On Jun 02, 2015
One trailer of Tyre
Re: Breaking NEWS!!!!!! by drsolob2(m): 12:06pm On Jun 02, 2015
Am donating 1 container of matches or lighter.
Re: Breaking NEWS!!!!!! by pauldochu(m): 12:51pm On Jun 02, 2015
SalimSojay:
What Would You Contribute
Shekau Has been Kidnapped

Abubakar Shekau is Boko haram leader,
Imagine he has been kidnapped, and the kidnappers have
demanded a ransom of 10 billion dollars for his
release or else he will be burnt alive.
Please let us all donate generously for this young and promising
hero of Nigeria.
As for me, I’ve donated 5000 liters of fuel to burn
him,
What are you going to donate??
One match stick to ignite the fire. I don't want to waste too much resources on him, after his enormous contribution to the distruction of human lives.

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