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Fun New Words To Add To Your Vocabulary by mayorme(m): 4:56pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
1. Askhole (n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions 2. Bedgasm (n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into a bed at the end of a very long day 3. Masturdating (n) going out alone to a movie or restaurant 4. Textpectation (n) the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text 5. Chairdrobe (n) piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser, see also floordrobe 6. Cellfish (n) an individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people 7. Nonversation (n) a completely worthless conversation; small talk 8. Destinesia (n) when you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place 9. Erroist (n) someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong 10. Carcolepsy (n) a condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving 11. Hiberdating (n) when a person ignores their fiends in favor of a boyfriend/girlfriend 12. Ambitchous (n) striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch 13. Youniverse (n) used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself, their universe consists of only them 14. Internesting (n) the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet 15. Columbusing (n) when white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries 16. Afterclap (n) the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped 17. Unkeyboardinated (adj) when you're unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes 18. Dudevorce (n) when two bros officially end their friendship 19. Beerboarding (n) extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk 20. Epiphanot (n) an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but in fact pointless, mundane, stupid or incorrect 21. Unlightening (v) learning something that makes you dumber 22. Nerdjacking (n) filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one's passion to an otherwise, uninterested layperson 23. Doppelbanger (n) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but not related 24. Nomonym (n) a food that tastes like another food http://glamroz.com/bedgasm-masturdating-cellfish-new-words-to-be-added-to-our-conversation/ |
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