fuel no dey everywhere o na im one sunday as i dey sleep jeje na im my fone ring one guy kom talk say dem dey sell fuel 4 filling station. na im i jump kari my keg dey do 30 MINUITE TREK 2 d closest filling station . 4 road pple dey tell me say fuel no dey i dey laugh say C MUMU O. no im i reach dere BEHOLD D PLACE DRY LYK DESERT.
C yawa i wan cry. make i go house back nw u knw d rest. feel free to add urs

i board a cab without knowing that the price have shoot up by double..

In Naija, anything can just happen. That peak period of the fuel scarcity,somebody was called upon to come and help in rescuing a man vomiting fuel,and guess what? A whole crowd of people holding jericans showed up. I wonder if it was that bad that desperate Nigerians had to store fuel reserves in their stomachs!!!

Hehehe.....Instead of to come help a suffocating
man;dem come collect dem share of the scarce product.

Na wa Oooooo,

Naija...we hail thee!