A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

nice one inkpi

i just dey like as dem dey rephrase, remake,remould and remix dis yjokes

lol
youve not been posting jokes for a while wat happnd?

av not been seeing d ones i will c & p nw

Old school

new church and even mosque

nautyboy nautillus who old and for which school?

old peoples colege, Nairaland

old pple like myself and tyty

omo we don old here o

sure say we no go sonn graduate

who dash u

enemy of progress

clem, wat do u suggest we do?

retire shikena

lai lai
let clem tlk for him/her self

Oya retire b'cos of stanley

y i wan retire

ololumi, i loff u.

funny commercials

lol

real funny one here

A fun is a milk in the success of a breast

evidence 4

huh
romade don dey kolo again oo

my koloness bsyd ur own na waist level

Ben20001:

funny commercials

u never see anything.

dyabman:

real funny one here

Some unfortunate events must be accepted as inevitable.

syl u no go cut d grass wey dey backyard bah

he prefers cutting bushy bla bla bla's

use fuzin tablet for ur face

clemcykul:

he prefers cutting bushy bla bla bla's

U dey crase ?

wait make my clumsy spread d wet mat first, u go c ya reply