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Declare Your Assets by zinachidi(m): 10:08pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Since buharI has publicly declared his asset, it becomes a necessity for me too as a true Nigerian to do so. The declaration goes thus: 3 pair of trousers. 2 navy blue jean. 3 shirts & 1 Agbada in my hometown inherited from grandpa. 2 normal pant trousers. 3 polo shirts. An old Nokia 6600 (Nokia oniwo lori). A Nokia C3 with 4g memory card. A spoilt blackberry (bold 5). An HP laptop without battery. A black coat jacket in case of cold. A black hat to stop the stubborn sun. A pair of running canvass in case of bomb blast. "I pass my neighbour" Tiger generator. Two 25litres gallons in case of fuel scarcity or further subsidy removal. A licensed gun in case of emergency attack. Some juju charms in case there is need for emergency disappearance. A pair of sunglasses to prevent pepper from my eyes because some people spit a lot when they talk. And above all # 1,523.85 in my Skye Bank account. May God help us IN THIS COUNTRY. if u have not declared yours, pls do so immediately. #OperationDeclareUrAssetPublicly |
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