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The Secret Of President Buhari's Laughter Exposed by Sirniyeh(m): 8:16am On Jun 06, 2015
When president Buhari vowed to tackle corruption, little were ascertained by him that corruption is complex until he listened to a comedian who thrilled him to laughter.

Comedian: Mr President, yu talk sey u go fight kworuption, no be so? You no know sey to fight am na to reduce money from the circulation be dat. Money answereth all things, and it has different names !!!

In church its called .....................................(offering),
in school its ..................................................(fee),
in marriage it's called.................................. (dowry),
in divorce ......................................................(alimony),
when you owe someone its........................ (debt ),
when you pay the government...................(tax),
in court ..........................................................(fines),
civil servant retirees .....................................(pension)
boss to workers ............................................(salary),
master to subordinates ...............................(wages),
when you borrow from bank .....................(loan),
to kidnappers ...............................................(ransom),
illegally received in the name of service... (bribe).

#The question is "when a man gives it to his girlfriend
who demands before acceding to his request, what do we call it??

Answer__________??

Hope Buhari no go hinder fine looking babes like Obiagelli and Berem from demanding for their rights.....kworuption bah?

Happy Weekend

Re: The Secret Of President Buhari's Laughter Exposed by flashychoicy(m): 8:18am On Jun 06, 2015
Those can stop him for doing his job ride on our president and make Nigeria one
Re: The Secret Of President Buhari's Laughter Exposed by drtwist(m): 8:20am On Jun 06, 2015
I hope Buhari didn't read this. Cos I don't want him to have any reason for failure.

Why did you fail?
Emmmm !
Re: The Secret Of President Buhari's Laughter Exposed by 9niceguy(m): 8:20am On Jun 06, 2015
I will be back
Re: The Secret Of President Buhari's Laughter Exposed by Nobody: 8:22am On Jun 06, 2015
Boring!!!!!!!!

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