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Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by alashg(m): 1:22pm On Jun 06, 2015
Hmmmmmm I smell something
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by prominentq(m): 1:23pm On Jun 06, 2015
philtex:



Jesuuuuuuuuuuuu shocked
. Nawa oooo

Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by prominentq(m): 1:44pm On Jun 06, 2015
realjoyindeed:
what is all this scary things that is happening around
. Ghost mood
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Abasstoheeb(m): 1:45pm On Jun 06, 2015
for any reason, for my own religions view No lecture hve hrd abt ghost comin back


bt why physics scr so low lyk dt
means physics no easy for dis lyf ooo

lolzz
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by prominentq(m): 1:46pm On Jun 06, 2015
alashg:
Hmmmmmm I smell something
. Wot
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Moblord(m): 1:46pm On Jun 06, 2015
The guy suppose make A+
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by samtemple(m): 2:21pm On Jun 06, 2015
Corruption every where! God help.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Masculity(m): 2:26pm On Jun 06, 2015
Beface:

Keep Nigeria out of it, the op said Oko poly. After all there are schools in Nigeria that does not do such.

I can't keep Nigeria out of it. In a country where there is good governance such babaric act will never happen.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by bunnainvest1: 2:34pm On Jun 06, 2015
What's the Title of This Movie.. ;DWhat's the Title of This Movie..
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by samparaada(f): 3:14pm On Jun 06, 2015
am not in school now.... bt am surprise bcus I know dat guy very well bfor he passed away Wat a world.... our rector should see to it oooo

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Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Sike(m): 3:27pm On Jun 06, 2015
Kockane:
...when you are dead but minimum requirement to enter heaven is ND certificate so your ghost goes back to write the exam for u. grin
hehe
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Vanityupnvanity(m): 3:40pm On Jun 06, 2015
His grades are not bad sha
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by styno(m): 3:45pm On Jun 06, 2015
Still waiting to see the picture of the dead student writing the exam with his course mates


At least that will make the story authentic
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Bruno3000(m): 3:59pm On Jun 06, 2015
Atk1nson:
This is epic, I'm not sure it meant for this section, may be the jokes section.


source - www.punchng.com/city-news-feature/confusion-as-dead-students-write-exams-at-okopoly/

too long joor... Can u pls summarise next time. Don't u know dat 24hrs is no longer enof these days?
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Kingsasian(m): 4:07pm On Jun 06, 2015
tonywirelex:
never shall wonders end ..oh sorry i meant Wonders shall never end
anyhow you talk am I support you...hehehehehehe.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:40pm On Jun 06, 2015
aaamos:
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Your case is supernaturally super-epic! Only the dead students can deliver you.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by abokikhalifa: 5:16pm On Jun 06, 2015
Waiting person no go see for this country?
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by armadeo(m): 5:52pm On Jun 06, 2015
That means lecturers just look at the matric no and award marks.

Oko Don finish be that.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by SMGS(m): 5:57pm On Jun 06, 2015
It also happened in my school - Uniport. In my class, one of our dead classmate got an A in a course that was written months after her death.

Sometimes you begin to wonder what goes on in our higher institutions.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jun 06, 2015
datguru:
This is strong
wrong or strong?hah! English
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by uwa1(m): 7:34pm On Jun 06, 2015
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Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by mumuto: 8:03pm On Jun 06, 2015
Una never see, try NECO
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by gbodimowo(m): 8:35pm On Jun 06, 2015
[quote author=Kockane post=34486326]...when you are dead but minimum requirement to enter heaven is ND certificate so your ghost goes back to write the exam for u. grin[/quote

As in eh]
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Walexsammy(m): 9:44pm On Jun 06, 2015
Can't be surprised shaaa, gone there to write exam for someone, can only imagine hw loose dey are. No coordination @ all
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by nitteuniversity: 2:47am On Jun 07, 2015
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Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by davido0849: 5:41am On Jun 07, 2015
This is not shocking news at all! U all should know dat dis guy must av been doing runs direct frm where they collate result(MIS) when he was still alive, so MIS being unaware of his death did d usual thing. Lobatan! Very straight 4ward!
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by iamdjtune: 8:00am On Jun 07, 2015
ndi ara

Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Edusouls(m): 8:43am On Jun 07, 2015
wonders cant end in this world, people have not yet realized the mysteries behind death, dead people are still here with us in this world but in a different state, they are not in mars or pluto my people...those exams were really written by their ghosts to accomplish an unfinished buisness, and why would a lecturer award marks to a dead student, what would he gain? Money or promotion? The lecturer saw and marked the written script, written by a soul from the after life..
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by eugenela(m): 8:53am On Jun 07, 2015
This is how the school behaves, I'm a student of this fucking school, they'll make your brain to be a roman one. Just imagine you one writing HND1 second semester exams while he's in HND2 1st semester. They release time table as if it's admission list, the staff also have lakadeistical at work, talk to students anyhow, threatening student with the so-called anti cult. The school management is just too funny.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by Horlufemi(m): 10:43am On Jun 07, 2015
Rubbish!!! I was expecting Zombies writing exams. This is a nonsense thread
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by SenatorJames(m): 11:15am On Jun 07, 2015
Someone should wake me up when they sanction the person that formulated the wrong figures.


Dead student ko, Bread student ni.
Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by davido0849: 12:36pm On Jun 07, 2015
This is simple and straight 4ward. D guy don dey do runs directly frm MIS b4 his death. Lobatan!

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