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funny Wise Quote ;D by Eraddray(m): 6:51am On Jun 08, 2015
WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara
as
a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
King jnr
(1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln
(1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is
poverty
- Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael
Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not
afraid of
anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional
school without experiencing a strike, has never
been
to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
8 ). He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook
yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is
either
looking for job or needs money badly - Barack
Obama................

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