Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'.
Time slows down when friends and lovers are being
killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good
Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3
times from 3 different angles.

Law of Inexhaustability
No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-
classed, and unconscious.

Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any
form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot
increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when
operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of
the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper
Effect)

Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held
upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit,
and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good
Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will
always miss.

First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.

Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in
neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with
a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area',
usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which
restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more
strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee
weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing
complex martial arts maneuvres.

Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always
twice as annoying.

Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/
defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably
be reserved and used only as a last resort.

Law of Probable Attire

Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible,
regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically
appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of
clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to
shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity
to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent
reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will
invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper
movement and billows out dramatically behind him.

First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold
temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or
warm clothing in snow.

Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of
damage.


Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they've
seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a
hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do
anything to interrupt it.

law of diffusing power. where d good guy no matter d colour of the the wire he cuts (red,green or black)must diffuse the bomb safely and the timer on the bomb only stops reading at about a second to go

The ultimate law
Aftor no dey die