1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she
never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she
keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a
good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your
children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to
you, your children and your family, please don’t let her
go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the
kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days,
we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . .
that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house,
don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on
your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife
be in- charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to
spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills
to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her
body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her
heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a
wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor
kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had
many wives and many children because of our large
farm- lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land
for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your
mother could be your eateries and restaurants of
nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there
was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start
making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard
you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood
by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the
window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was
because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has
changed, there could be something you’ve stopped
doing too.
13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with me before
I bought that tortoise car
outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in
your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman,
there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever
compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism,
well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the
house,
divideall the bills into two equal parts, take one part and
ask her to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more
yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin,
don’t blame
her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had
prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because
I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t
extend my
family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of
female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-
gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I
was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I
did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like
this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for
once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural
beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor
painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the
ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that
they didn’t expose any part of their body like your
women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what
happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without
always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first
sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her
dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your
mother, so that your children will take care of you too

If na stubborn s0n like mE. . I 'll b like
"Thank u father. . . Bt that was in d 20th century"

AwWwwwww don't I just wanna cry

Didn't say anything bout she knowing how to cook? Dad(Op) I think you missed something there.