My dad, will be out of the country
for 2 weeks.He has appointed me
the ACTING FATHER and Family
director.
In that case, these among many
others shall be my rules:
1. All my single sisters to
surrender
their mobile phones to me every
day from 6PM to 7AM the next day.
2.6PM tea is suspended indefinitely.
3. My mother to remain the assistant.
We assume I am older than everyone
here.
4. All my meals to be served like I
am dad. Those special plates &
cups are now mine.
5. Anyone who needs any financial
help should communicate to me in
writing 3 days
prior to the intended
day of use unless it’s a medical
emergency.
6. The moment I am home, I become
the DJ by default.All the remote
controls to be surrendered!
7. Anyone who has
school fee
arrears should clear with dad
before he leaves. I will not take
responsibility thereafter if you are
sent home.
8. I will be providing notebooks for
everyone to write
their day’s
complains. I will NOT accept
verbal complains and/or arguments
whatsoever.
9. Any MALE visitor coming to my
home should bring a letter from the chief
or a
Pastor, clearly stating
the reason for visit.
10. Last but not least, all
communications,
I repeat ALL
communications to dad should be
through me. All calls should be made
through
my mobile phone in which all your
conversation will be recorded for
Quality purposes! Looking forward
to your full cooperation.
Yours truly, Acting Family Director.....