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What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Sandydayz(f): 1:02pm On Jun 12, 2015
You just came back from work and immediately u entered into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in your sitting room eating most vital documents that you have used your life to acquire..
The 1st rat was eating your B.S.C certificate
The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps certificate.
The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate
The 4th rat was eating your house documents
The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad for a multi-billion project
The 6th rat was eating your Bible

Please ,be honest with your reply....
Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th....
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Sapeleb0y(m): 1:10pm On Jun 12, 2015
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Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by debbydee(f): 1:52pm On Jun 12, 2015
Sandydayz:
You just came back from work and immediately u entered into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in your sitting room eating most vital documents that you have used your life to acquire..
The 1st rat was eating your B.S.C certificate
The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps certificate.
The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate
The 4th rat was eating your house documents
The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad for a multi-billion project
The 6th rat was eating your Bible

Please ,be honest with your reply....
Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th....


na wa oooo
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Sandydayz(f): 2:04pm On Jun 12, 2015
debbydee:



na wa oooo
Wetin na?
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by debbydee(f): 2:09pm On Jun 12, 2015
Sandydayz:

Wetin na?

i dont know the rat to kill first na
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Sandydayz(f): 2:13pm On Jun 12, 2015
debbydee:


i dont know the rat to kill first na
No 6 nkor? kiss grin
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Chillext(m): 6:16pm On Jun 12, 2015
Would just wake up from my dream
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Sandydayz(f): 9:37pm On Jun 12, 2015
Chillext:
Would just wake up from my dream
Lolz
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by whillyamz98(m): 9:41pm On Jun 12, 2015
If dats a dream, mehn i better wake up. But if its 4 real, d one eating my visa will be crushed. As 4 d bible, i go buy new one.
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Macmilla(m): 9:59pm On Jun 12, 2015
Sandydayz:
You just came back from work and immediately u entered into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in your sitting room eating most vital documents that you have used your life to acquire..
The 1st rat was eating your B.S.C certificate
The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps certificate.
The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate
The 4th rat was eating your house documents
The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad for a multi-billion project
The 6th rat was eating your Bible

Please ,be honest with your reply....
Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th....
You don't need to kill any one. Just make a loud noise and all will run away, then get a good rat poison.

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Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Lolaabokoku(f): 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
I will kill all at once

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Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by D9ty7(m): 2:29pm On Jun 13, 2015
Well, since I don't keep vital documents in the living room, I'll just assume its a dream.
But if its real, e mean sey I am being followed by my village people.
Tell me, why kill the rats when I can easily go and beg my village people. But not without killing the one eating the visa
Re: What Rat Would U Kill First? Lol by Sandydayz(f): 2:51pm On Jun 13, 2015
D9ty7:
Well, since I don't keep vital documents in the living room, I'll just assume its a dream.
But if its real, e mean sey I am being followed by my village people.
Tell me, why kill the rats when I can easily go and beg my village people. But not without killing the one eating the visa
Hahahaaha cheesy

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