A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a
girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious....
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
you,we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him
saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose
she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate
from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not'
take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love,
your son
Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your
roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under
her pillow…
Love,
Mom.

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Generalkorex:
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a
girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious....
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
you,we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him
saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose
she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate
from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not'
take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love,
your son
Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your
roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under
her pillow…
Love,
Mom.

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