Thank God we are not in the days of the
children of Israel, if not I wonder what would
have happen while crossing the red sea. they
would've wasted the whole day in the middle of
the sea taking 'selfie pictures' and uploading
on Facebook and Twitter with comments like:

1. Chilling with Moses.
2. Miracle things on point.
3. Crossing mode activated!
4. Cruising in the red sea.
5. Pharaoh no fit catch us.
6. Omo see fish flexing.
7. Fish for sale, ping for delivery.
8. Flexing with Uncle Aaron.
9. Swimming mode activated!
10. Me and my boo on fish hunting.

The truth is, it has been psychologically proven
that, taken selfie is a mental disorder. The
disorder is called selfitis, and is defined as the
obsessive compulsive desire to take photos of
one’s self and post them on social media as a
way to make up for the lack of self-esteem and
to fill a gap in intimacy.





Levels of Selfies

==>Borderline selfitis : taking photos of one’s
self at least three times a day but not posting
them on social media

==> Acute selfitis: taking photos of one’s self at
least three times a day and posting each of the
photos on social media

==> Chronic selfitis: Uncontrollable urge to
take photos of one’s self round the clock and
posting the photos on social media more than
six times a day


Now tell me, which categories of "Selfitis
disorder" do you belong?

Non

maestrodavy:
Non

d ladies should know better............