My heartfelt condolence goes to my friend Toke Makinwa at this time when she is allegedly about to welcome her step child into the world. We have just found out that she would soon be in delivery of a calabar step child even though our fervent prayer is that the child should not come as a boy otherwise, she may have lost the opportunity to give her man his heir. I am not surprised at this turn of event especially if you follow his superman moves in his colunm where he shows us how to build muscle and grow chest. With all that body building and powerman stunt, the need to release all that pent up power into more than one willing vessel cannot be discounted. That he chose a Calabar girl is another fact that is not surprising.

We all know how calabar girls are. They are the nemesis of many women. I have listened to many prayer points in church, where our women pray that even if their men should stray, that they should not go near calabar girls. Mehn, calabar girls are something else o. They are unique, experts in things of the bed and to add to this, they are very very good cooks who use these skills to entrap many men especially Yoruba men, who are brought up with stew and pepper which ends up giving them pile. So when they luckily come across the Calabar woman with all her beauty, radiating and captivating, the man turns into a helpless jelly becoming a willing slave..

You can see why Mr. Ayida regularly risks his life, sneaking into calabar to have a warm taste of the honey that only a calabar woman can give. You see what happens when you spend all your time doing celebrity, doing video blog, doing make up and trying to do kardashian while neglecting your man to the homegrown girl who most likely have never heard of Brazilian Hair or permanent make up.



Maje and the Calabar girl Anita
Mr. Ayida must be forgiven, Toke must immediately call the calabar girl and build a very good relationship with her so that she can teach you how to be a wife and you must immediately learn tricks from Calabar women. Tricks like cooking Afang, using Palmoil to massage your man, kneeling down to serve him food and calling him 'my Lord' and respecting him and worshipping the grounds with which he walks.

If you think I am joking, watch Mo Abudus TV station. There is a reality Programme there where they show us how Calabar people prepare their girls for marriage. They show them how to cook, how the make themselves desirable, from the skin, to the voluptuous body, how to walk, sit and how to entice their men and most importantly how to turn a man into a whimpering little child in bed. This is a must watch for all the Toke's of this world who believe in being skinny and cooking only stew for their men.

I have said my own, the fear of the Calabar girl is the beginning of wisdom for the stew cooking, video blogging vixen and her likes. All hail the Calabar girl.

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I hate it when people make fun of other's downfall.. If true then the person who made the write up should laugh very well. Jealousy and envy of Toke no go kill Una.