#picksphone

One of these short breaks when I went home, I
and my female friend were going out then we
passed an eatery and saw this young couple(I
don't think they were married but should be
dating or probably engaged),, The both of them
looked so cute together, I and my friend
admired their physical attributes he was like tall
maybe 6ft or so and the lady was like average.
They both wore polo and jeans, we were just
admiring them till we looked at their lower
parts..I don't know who noticed it first but my
face changed(like a squeeze) and i looked at my
friend, she carried a funny expression,I guessed
she just noticed what I noticed.. He wore
skinnies(tight jean), not just normal skinny but
those types that are as tight as some ladies jean
and I was like what the heck! What's this man
putting on?? If he was walking with a guy,I
would have screamed Gay Alert! Not necessarily
scream if you grab We just laughed it off while we
passed them and trust lagosians,some people
were staring and whispering as the couple
walked to where they parked their car..

For crying out loud, Guys give that "place" some
breathing space.. If you don't know,let me
bring it to your knowledge... Tight skinnies
cause bladder issues, urinary tract infections,
low sperm count, fungal infections, and a
condition known as twisted testicles — a
condition in which the snug-fitting slacks
prevent the spermatic cord from moving freely, potentially cutting off blood supply to the testicles and requiring surgery to prevent gangrene from
setting in Thanks to Jones from TENA where I got
some of the disadvantages from ...

How do you feel walking with a lady and it
looks like both of you are competing in who
wore the tightest Jean o.O choi!!!
Anyway I didn't say you should wear only
flappy jean or so but when wearing skinnies,
wear the reasonable ones, I am sure you won't
like your "stuff" to appear that way in picture 1
when you wear a jean rather its better picture
2, which ain't bad...
To be forewarned is to be forearmed..
#dropsphone

Let me read small biko,this semester is quite
short ... Would be back...

I AM NEW HERE AND THIS IS MY FIRST POST SO PLEASE PARDON MY LACK OF POSTING SKILLS, THERE WERE SOME THINGS I WANTED TO DO BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO.. #AmStillLearning