I can imagine! May God help us all.

I understand this situation so well. It's so annoying. It is even more annoying to know that our security agencies can't track down these wicked elements.
anyway, I like the poster's writing skills.

You're really good at descriptive writing. Why not start as a freelancer with any of the reputable media houses and gradually work your way up as a full staff. You could start by writing articles and 'letters to the editor' or opinion pieces in the national dailies and look out for them when they are published so you could use it as proof that you can write. Even this your encounter is fit for publication because it's captivating and full of suspense. Many of the so called journalists in this country today could scarcely write this well. Goodluck to you....

I remember a job interview I went for,they asked me how I would make 10million naira in 6months. Mehn,na so I look myself o,if I knew how I fit make 10million naira in 6months,how I go dey find job like this. They said every certification I think I have are useless,what is important is what I would bring to the table. I really felt useless and hopeless on my way from that interview. I got the usual"we will get back to you" very annoying, not to think that I travelled all the way for that interview. Chai,dia ris god o

Chai!!! People dey see for Nigeria oo

Do you live in Akwa Ibom State? Do you have a passion to start your own business with little capital and high returns in investment? Do you relish the desire of being your own boss? Do you have an aptitude for thinking out of the box? Then call or add me up on whatsapp 08085188110 You will be glad you did.

Wonder1844:
hahahahahahahaha. U just turned d whole scenerio into a joke.

And you had to quote the whole story just to write this? Na wa o!

mikkyword:


ahaahahhaha don't mind those guys that will not respect themselves and do the job themselves

And you too?

My dear if you are looking for a job in this country and you don't have somebody forget it, unless God has said its for you. That was how we went to do one job because the organisation said they needed corpers for the job, so we acted as if we are still serving, on reaching the place, we were told to do 4000 jobs for 25k its all abt mobile app stuff, when we told ourselves no was when an igbo man like me said he increased the pay from 20k to 25k. I said to myself that that job is worth more than 50k for him to just increase it that told us run b4 u will be xeploited ooo!

Naijasinglegirl:
I received an email invite for a management trainee position I applied with an Insurance Firm.

Even though I never heard of the company prior to my application, they had a standardised website so I was convinced it was genuine. According to their about page, they were based in Lekki and specialised in brokerage services.

I had mixed feelings when I arrived the venue because the premises of the address didn't depict the image of a corporate organisation and there was a guesthouse signpost at the gate rather than the name of the insurance firm. I didn't want my 5:30am- 3MB trip to be in vain so I asked a guy hovering around the security post if this was **** Insurance Brokerage Firm and he said no.

I hissed angrily and walked a considerable distance from the gate only for the security personnel to run after me to say I was in the right place if I was scheduled for an interview.

I demanded to know why the display of ignorance earlier but he apologised and led me through a dark staircase, inside a maze like building.
Well, I didn't want to end up as an ingredient for ritual purposes so I was reluctant to pass through a door he showed to me.

"You go in first!" I said to him.

"Haba! You dey fear?"

"You think I want to die because of a job? Why I am the only candidate for a so called massive graduate recruitment if this is real?"

He sighed and opened the door ajar and I saw seven people inside, one lady and six guys. The guys were wearing suit/tie and their christmas shoes as usual.

I don't mean to ridicule anyone but I have attended all manner of deadlock interviews that I'd rather wear a suit to a night club than waste it on an interview. Literally, give me a pyjamas and I'm good to go.

Inside the room, there were several white plastic chairs. My first instinct was, 'So this GNLD people have finally gotten a Lekki branch office for their scam lectures.' Nevertheless, I took my seat beside the lady and looked around the mini hall. There was a band set in one corner and JESUS IS LORD was boldly written on the four sides of wall.

The guys were studying interview past questions from their phones while the lady was fervently praying and speaking in tongues. I don't know if the church environment was responsible for her countenance or if her unemployment state was worse than mine but her prayers were intimidating so I bowed my head slightly and prayed aloud in my native language.

When I raised my head up, a guy came in and started distributing question booklets to us. Then he excused himself and said we had thirty minutes to answer all questions and they are CCTV cameras in the room so cheating was highly prohibited. This was a dark room with zero signs of electricity. *sigh*

Thanks to my mobile browser, I answered all questions correctly while other candidates, particularly the prayer warrior stared at me in reproach. The examiner returned for our booklets in exact thirty minutes and said he was going to call each of us for a one on one session in a short while, beginning from the ladies.

I was the first.

He took me to a haggard looking office downstairs where I met two other young guys. One was busying on a computer while the other one was eating ofada rice with beans. There was a large portrait on the wall and while I waited, I googled the name written on the photograph and found out he is the CEO of **** group of companies dealing in real estate, tourism, hospitality and the latest, the insurance business.

Can you imagine?

I would later realise downstairs is a guesthouse, the left wing upstairs is a church, the right wing upstairs is a buka area and the left wing downstairs, the insurance office, all of which formed **** group of companies.

The first question I was asked after I introduced myself was how much value in Naira can I bring in a month if I am made a client officer. I said, "I thought this was a management trainee position."

The beans guys said no, that they are a one month old company, trying to grow their clientele base and the client officer died two weeks ago and the CEO demanded they replace him with three female client officers ASAP.

I was pissed at the fact that they made it seem like I applied with the death certificate of their late colleague. I said I can only answer that question when I know my salary details. He said N10000 for every one million naira I bring in and if I am able to hit that target weekly, N40000 is guaranteed compensation every month's end. I just grabbed my bag and thanked them for inviting me.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com

kia. nsg clap for ur self. I've said it before that wen God made you he had a Biro in his hand. kudos. well done

pls what is glnd?

My bad interview experience today, I got this mail on Saturday inviting me for the position of Spa therapist and Skin consultant. I was so happy because this will be my first interview invitation and I was assistant dermatologist during my NYSC service year and by my course I can work as a therapist too. To my greatest surprise after traveling all the way from Nasarawa to VI Lagos the Manager told me that the Position is for a female. She asked if I read the job description which I said yes and she read it out for me and it matches my field ( must have knowledge of human Anatomy, must be a biological science graduate which I am a graduate of Prosthetic and Orthopaedic). I now asked her that if the job is for a woman why didn't she specify to jobberman because I applied for the job through Jorbberman, she said that who ever saw the job description should know that it is for female. My confusion and anger is, I sent my CV for this job which clearly states my course and my gender, what kind of nonsense is this?

Dint chk who the OP is, ws jx reading. Whn I got to "The guys were wearing suit/tie and their christmas shoes as usual", mai mind said its NSG, so I scrolled up tto check andd yipeEe! Its NSG. Alwys gbadun yur story. Correct babe

dowai:
My bad interview experience today, I got this mail on Saturday inviting me for the position of Spa therapist and Skin consultant. I was so happy because this will be my first interview invitation and I was assistant dermatologist during my NYSC service year and by my course I can work as a therapist too. To my greatest surprise after traveling all the way from Nasarawa to VI Lagos the Manager told me that the Position is for a female. She asked if I read the job description which I said yes and she read it out for me and it matches my field ( must have knowledge of human Anatomy, must be a biological science graduate which I am a graduate of Prosthetic and Orthopaedic). I now asked her that if the job is for a woman why didn't she specify to jobberman because I applied for the job through Jorbberman, she said that who ever saw the job description should know that it is for female. My confusion and anger is, I sent my CV for this job which clearly states my course and my gender, what kind of nonsense is this?

Even me I am angry on your behalf!

Graduate... 10k? I beta b a sales girl nd earn 20k dan to b wearin suit to work nd end up wit 10k..... Kai

Adortem:
I remember a job interview I went for,they asked me how I would make 10million naira in 6months. Mehn,na so I look myself o,if I knew how I fit make 10million naira in 6months,how I go dey find job like this. They said every certification I think I have are useless,what is important is what I would bring to the table. I really felt useless and hopeless on my way from that interview. I got the usual"we will get back to you" very annoying, not to think that I travelled all the way for that interview. Chai,dia ris god o

ahahahahahahahaa......lol..so funny

naijasinglegirl am coming to marry you just wait little more