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Joke Of The Day by multikolour(m): 4:20pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
LAUGH IT OFF My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her… “pack your things and …..” At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: “my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half.” After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: “you said I should pack my things and do what?” “I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.” |
Re: Joke Of The Day by rawtouch: 5:10pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
You could have burnt yourself if you completed the statement... |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Lasgidy1(m): 8:07pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
Re: Joke Of The Day by multikolour(m): 8:08pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
rawtouch:God save I did not complete the statement. |
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