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Funny!!! by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 1:19pm On Jun 17, 2015
because the business
was not selling very well abi?
Ogu: Yes sir. Actually, my business was
selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my
business. That's why I had to leave the church
to search for a greener pasture.
Pst: Mr Ogu, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? Please stand up.
Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogu's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this church immediately..
Church: IN JESUSSSSS
NAMEEEEEEEE, FATHERRRRRRRR.......kokokolele lelesokokomaser
erere (everybody started speaking in
tougues)
Pst: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?!
Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o! Jeesu!

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